Welcome to CrankyOldGeezer.org.  It's just what it sounds like.  Cranky Old Geezers welcome here.  If you're rolling your eyes and saying "Oh, Joy!", well you might as well hit the road now.  It ain't gonna get no better.

If you're still here, you may be asking "Just how do I join CrankyOldGeezer.org?"  You may be familiar with another unnamed organization which begins harassing you to join the second you hit 50.  If you say "No!", you can look forward to years of junk mail begging you to reconsider.  If you say "Yes", you can look forward to yearly dues and a monthly magazine that no one reads. 

We ain't like that.  You join CrankyOldGeezer.org just by being a Cranky Old Geezer.  No meetings, no dues.  If you want a membership card, here ya go. Print it out, fill in your name, cut it out and stick it in your wallet.  You're now a full fledged member, eligible to vote in the unlikely event we ever hold a meeting, and entitled to make submissions to Crankypedia(tm) .

Music hath charms to soothe the Cranky Old Geezer.

Yeah, we're on myspace. Eerybody and their pet duck is on myspace. You expect us to be different? Can't say it's worth looking at, though. We ain't put much there yet, and won't gurantee that we ever will. If you think about it for a minute or two, it ought to be simple enough to find us. Don't want to waste any brain cells thinking about it? We don't blame you. Go to myspace.com/crankyoldgeezer. Don't get all cranky at us if there ain't nothing there worth seeing. We warned you.

Want to add something to Crankypedia(tm)? No problem. You can email us at the address below, or you can type something in this form or you can send it to us through GeezerGripe.com.

Wanna follow us on Twitter? Sorry, we ain't there. Cranky Old Geezers don't tweet, tweet, tweet. They bitch. They write letters to the editor and emails to their congressmen. They holler at kids to get off the lawn. And they gripe. Especially they gripe. As a service to Cranky Old Geezers everywhere, CrankyOldGeezer.org is pleased to sponsor GeezerGripe.com. You can follow us there. C'mon over and post your own gripes. Create an account, join a group, or start your own. You can register as a member or you can sign in with an Open ID from Google or Yahoo or Blogger or.... No matter how you get in, feel free to plop down and kvetch a little.

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